You And Vinny

I love realness. Not racist; real. Not rude; real. Profanity, humor, bluntness,  right in your fucking face. It is so correct to be politically incorrect. The best people are the ones who tell it how it is without giving a shit what other people think about them. We only censor ourselves because we don’t want others to think we are the racist, sexist, biased, douche bags that maliciously hurt others. I want to laugh and not judge, say it and not censor it. If someone makes fun of my race, I want to make fun of their race right back and then take a shot of Jack Daniels with them. I want everyone to make fun of each other starting with themselves without getting upset. The phrase is make “fun” not make “sad.” I love when Italian people call themselves pasta meatball eating guinees, when Irish people say that they drink too much, when Chinese people say they can’t drive, when black people say that they’re scared of water, when gay people say “no homo”, when Jewish people call themselves cheap, when celebrities go out and get wasted without caring, when porn stars tweet about sex, or when brown people say “I’m Indian…dots, not feathers!” If you’re  poor say  ”I’m broke as a muhfucka!” and if you’re rich say “I’m rich bitch!” If you can’t get laid say “I have no game.” If you get it in every night say “I get mad ass.” If you smoke weed say “I’m high as shit right now.” If you don’t smoke weed say “I never did and never will mess with that shit.” There is no correct answer as long as you keep it one hundred. If you offend someone with your comments, you are talking to the wrong person. Real recognizes real and will understand the difference between a joke and a jab. The most attractive quality in a person is assertiveness. They are assertive because they are telling the truth with no secrets or games. Do you like this blog? If I gave a shit, it would contradict my whole point. If you don’t like it, feel free to tell me. I won’t be upset you didn’t like it. I would be upset if you didn’t keep it REAL.